Me and my virus (hep C) have got on pretty well ever since meeting on the pointy end of a bad decision in the 80's but when I did the math recently it turned out I can more or less double my life expectancy by giving it a spot of medication.
So now I give myself:
Weekly jabs to muzzle the virus,
Twice daily pills to boost my immune system,
Mild painkillers several times daily for body aches,
Sleeping pill at night for restlessness,
Anti depressants in the morning to prevent those pesky crying jags in the supermarket.
Unfortunately none of the above mentioned prevented me sending an email intended for a colleague about a client TO the client. Work is being good. I'm on leave.